Random: The bash.org thread!

**mrwiseman** · April 1st, 2004, 12:32 AM

I think since I've spammed the random insanity thread enough, I might as well start a new thread for this! LOL, so here it goes:

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<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Seijurro1234: IM NOT ON AOL .. IM ON AMERICA ONLINE
Seijurro1234: RETARD

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<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fuckin with him now
<andrw> oh good, format his computer
<Testicular_One> format his computer
<TheGreaterZero> format him

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<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
<Felacio> errr ME, not /me

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<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

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<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

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<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system
<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?

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**Ogreasy** · April 1st, 2004, 12:47 AM

This is random insanity, right?
Well, in that case...
"The only way you can have fun with this game is if you roll up the manual and smoke it."-Fargo

**kles** · April 3rd, 2004, 11:33 PM

Cuco: No. It's for bash.org quotes.

<Geno> Dude...
<Geno> I was wearing my All Your Base shirt...and someone pointed out the craziest thing
<Geno> "Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb", when read Backwards, is "Bomb the US (united states) Up Set (upset) Somebody"

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

**Nevan** · April 4th, 2004, 12:55 AM

Cosmixmaster : hi there
Cosmixmaster : did you hit it yet?
Holom : no
Cosmixmaster : why not
Holom : 1. she sorta wants to wait and 2. no place to do it
Cosmixmaster : wait until marriage?
Cosmixmaster : your room?
Cosmixmaster : her room?
Cosmixmaster : her vagina?
Cosmixmaster : ?
Holom : no, not till marriage
Holom : cant in her room.....might could in mine
Cosmixmaster : how about outside
Cosmixmaster : or in a car
Cosmixmaster : or outside a bar
Cosmixmaster : would you fuck her in a chair
Cosmixmaster : would you fuck her near a bear
Cosmixmaster : would you fuck her in a bed
Cosmixmaster : or perhaps in the head
Cosmixmaster : how about in the sky
Cosmixmaster : or while eating an apple pie
Cosmixmaster : try it on some hay
Cosmixmaster : some like it down by the bay
Cosmixmaster : but I like prefer doing it during mass
Cosmixmaster : but nothing beats tapping it in the ass
Holom : hahaha
Holom : nice
Cosmixmaster : so which one
Holom : i'm thinking bed
Cosmixmaster : it's the mass one, isn't it?
Cosmixmaster : damn

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**mrwiseman** · April 4th, 2004, 01:32 AM

<ShajJee> i am muslim and i never belive on sex
<jackfig> oh, that's good
<Dormir> congrats
<ShajJee> and a muslim can never do sex with anyone
<jackfig> ummm, then why are there so many of them?

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<@Vexer`> we went out last night to mcdonalds then to a movie with some muslims [img]tongue.gif[/img] .. i was lookin' for you to see if oyu wanted to come
<@elf> haha
<@elf> like i would want to go to a movie with muslims
<@elf> you guys played rock-scissors-paper to see who got to drive the explosive-loaded car into the theatre, didnt you

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<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver
<Psychic-A> unless i can get in the usa...but its hard no?
<James> are you muslim?

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<biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs
<biatch> then when i email him telling him i'm back with luke
<biatch> he's all disappointed
<biatch> and he's like
<biatch> "i told you about the girls i cheated on because i wanted you to TRUST me"

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<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?
*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.)

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<Incubus> wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain makes me horny

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<{FDISK}> I've listened to so many MP3s I can identify the encoder and bitrate by ear.
<{FDISK}> Surprisingly, I'm still single.

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<Cow> i want to have sex with this girl so bad but she wont because of her relgion
<Dr_Kevorkian> She's Hindu obviously... cant have sex with cows

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(+kevin) GOD DAMNIT. WHY DO I HAVE A HABIT OF TOUCHING MY PENIS WHILE I'M SITTING IN A COMPUTER CHAIR?!?!

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<gromky> I used to like to go to #deaf and ask if anyone was trading MP3's.
<gromky> Still do, once in a while, for old times' sake.

**mrwiseman** · April 10th, 2004, 12:30 AM

<Pyrate> I was downloading a hentai game, but it was slowing down my Harry Potter download, so I canceled it... I think I may be a little retarded

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<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an event called turkey day ahppening, later
<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad reviews and a shitty community.
<Murph> but RL has sex
<Crembo> so do hentai games.

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<richmond> one time i was watching anime in my room, and my dad hit his hand on my door, and yelled, "Are you jackin' off to cartoons in there!?"
<richmond> [img]frown.gif[/img]
<BloodFromStone> haha
<BloodFromStone> Busted.
<Dragonfly> lol
<richmond> haha
<richmond> yeah [img]frown.gif[/img]

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<bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn
<SiamShade> haw
<SiamShade> l33t
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense

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<+NeoHentaiMaster> back in my day we had to manually punch the binary into the circuts using needle pins
<Insane2757> Back in my day, we coded with 2 badgers and a spoon.
<BladeTR> back in my day we had to draw the zeros and ones on the cave wall with clay

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* larra has joined #Hentai
<larra> u people are terrible!
<larra> my brother attacked our aunt becuae of hentai!
* larra has left #Hentai

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<Takashi> is there any mecha-hentai with mechs doing each other?

[Comment from Wiseman: and LOL, there was this guy in Zenosaga.org IRC who drew this...]

**Nevan** · April 10th, 2004, 12:42 AM

Man, I really need to get IRC.

**Xellos** · April 10th, 2004, 12:49 AM

ROFL

**Nevan** · April 11th, 2004, 07:11 PM

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<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
<Kevyn> What's scary about heaven?
<Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there.

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<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point

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<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.

**mrwiseman** · April 11th, 2004, 09:37 PM

LMAO!

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<PieTaster> I'm jewish... but bacon > religion!

(That's the spirit!)

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